Ferdie Quotes in Hold That Ghost (1941)

Ferdie: Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!

Ferdie: If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em.

Chuck: Why not?

Ferdie: I'll be in 'em!

Ferdie: I called 42 Oh, Chucks and you didn't come in.

Chuck: I came in as soon as you hollered "Oh, Chuck!"

Ferdie: From now on, don't wait for me to say "Oh, Chuck!" Get in here on the "Oh!"

Camille: You boys ready to leave?

Ferdie: I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!

Camille: Are you a married man?

Ferdie: No.

Camille: Neither am I.

[to Chuck]

Camille: He's old enough, isn't he?

Ferdie: Oh sure I'm old enough, I play games, I play post office.

Camille: Post office? That's a kids' game.

Ferdie: Not the way I play.

Ferdie: Somebody blew out my candle!

Chuck: That was the wind.

Ferdie: Since when does the wind eat garlic?

Camille: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?

Ferdie: No.

Camille: You must have a cheap radio.

Ferdie: We were very close to Charlie Smith at the time of his demise.

Ferdie: He's all tied up and he's got a something in his mouth.

Chuck: He had a gag in his mouth.

Ferdie: If he did he never got a chance to tell it.

Camille: What's on him, a cobweb?

Ferdie: It ain't a wedding veil.

Chuck: Remember that stuff that took the enamel off your teeth?

Ferdie: Sure, once I had 6 bottles of that stuff, I didn't stagger.

Chuck: Didn't stagger?

Ferdie: I couldn't move.

Ferdie: [to Camille] With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me.

Ferdie: [to Chuck] I was playing choo-choo train! Aww you never let me have any fun.

Ferdie: [looking at an old house with no paint] What did I tell you, Chuck? Anyplace painted dark brown, I never liked it.

Ferdie: Oh a bed, that's just what I need, a nice big bed to hide under.

Chuck: Everything happens to you.

Ferdie: Everything except what happened to Charlie Smith.

Ferdie: When I said gone with the wind, I should've said never the twain shall meet.

Camille: What twain?

Ferdie: The twain on twack twee.

Chuck: He's nothing but a rumor.

Ferdie: I don't care if he's the landlord...