Female Passenger Quotes in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Female Passenger Quotes:
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[as the Dukes drive into Atlanta]
Female Passenger: Nice roof assholes... Join us in the 21st century?
[shoots the Dukes the double bird]
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Male Passenger: [TV Version] There's nothing, to worry about.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: Could you, hand me your cup please? Thank you. Be careful, it's very hot, okay.
Male Passenger: Thank you, and stewardess, would you please tell my wife, that these flights are completely safe? I hope, she hears it from you.
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: There's nothing, to worry about.
[Unger's hand sticking out, of the door]
Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: [Screams, and drops the last pitcher of coffee on the female passenger]
Female Passenger: [Screams, after Testa dropped the coffee on her]
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Female Passenger: [Barking at Joe] What's wrong with you? You just run that guy over!...
[Unkindly]
Female Passenger: ... You must have a very low IQ!
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Female Passenger: [to Joe on encountering the Nixon faced nutter] You better be careful, he looks like a big Mutha
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Female Passenger: Hey Joe, tell your Dad to eat shit!
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Commodore Jackson: My last encounter with the redskins was over thirty-five years ago. I was a mere stripling.
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Is that so?
[skeptically]
Commodore Jackson: I whipped out my revolver...
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Revolvers weren't invented thirty-five years ago.
[sneering]
Commodore Jackson: Uh... uh... I know that, but the Indians didn't know it. It doesn't matter - I threw it away.
Female passenger: Oh, how exciting - please don't interrupt.
Commodore Jackson: I had just swum the rapids. I had my canoe under one arm and a Rocky Mountain goat under the other.
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: How could you swim without the use of your arms?
Commodore Jackson: Uh, uh... in those days I had, uh, I had very strong legs. Uh, excuse me
[sheepishly doffs hat to woman]
Commodore Jackson: , very strong limbs.
Female passenger: You must have been full of fire in your youth.
Commodore Jackson: I had to carry fire insurance until I was over forty. As I arrived at the river bank, I was encountered by the entire tribe of the Shug Indians. The most ferocious... have you ever been to Shug country?
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: No, I haven't.
[glaring at the Commodore]
Commodore Jackson: Uh, that's fine. I unsheathed my Bowie knife and
[slowly and dramatically]
Commodore Jackson: cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behind me.
Female passenger: [collapsing] Oh, oh, oh... oh.
Commodore Jackson: Ah, I'm sorry. Perhaps I've gone too far.
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: What, what happened to the goat?
[no trace of skepticism]
Commodore Jackson: He was very good with mustard.
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