Female Officer Quotes in Holy Matrimony (1994)

Female Officer: Welcome to the U.S. of A.

Ezekiel: Thank you.

Female Officer: Do you have anything to declare?

Ezekiel: [stammering] We're visiting family in Montana for the day... visiting family in Montana for the day...

Female Officer: Okay, I heard you the first time. Do you have anything to declare?

Ezekiel: [confused] Um... family... in Montana... for the day...

Female Officer: [realizes that Zeke doesn't understand the question] Do you have anything to DECLARE? Anything you want to tell me?

Ezekiel: [thinks he's been caught] Alright, my brother robbed a fair!

[starts freaking out]

Ezekiel: Rats! In my face! All night long! I don't wanna go to jail! I hate face rats!

[faints into the steering wheel]

Havana: [tries to rouse Zeke] I am sorry. It is our honeymoon. He is just nervous.

Female Officer: He's looking a little green, isn't he?

Havana: They're still trainable that way.

Female Officer: This farming permit isn't legal in the States, so you'll have to drive. He can try again when he starts shaving.