Female Cop Quotes in Hancock (2008)

John Hancock: [to pinned-down cop] Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?

Female Cop: Yes!

John Hancock: It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...

Female Cop: [screaming] Get me the hell out of here!

Randy: We were just banging that chick in our car.

Female Cop: Yea, you mentioned that.

Andy: Yea, super hard.

[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]

Diane Szalinski: [excited] Are you saying... it works? The machine works?

[Wayne nods]

Diane Szalinski: Do the kids know?

Wayne Szalinski: Well, yeah, the kids know.

Diane Szalinski: That's great!

Wayne Szalinski: No, it's not that great.

Diane Szalinski: Why?

Wayne Szalinski: I shrunk the kids.

Diane Szalinski: ...What?

Wayne Szalinski: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.

Diane Szalinski: *What*?

Wayne Szalinski: I threw them out with the trash.

[just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]

Wayne Szalinski: Yes?

Female Cop: Did uh, you report two missing children?

Wayne Szalinski: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?

[Diane faints]

[Fred is moaning, the male cop knocks on the window]

Male Cop: Are you okay?

Grace: Don't worry. This isn't what it looks like.

Fred: Yeah, it isn't.

Grace: I was giving him a faux-job.

Male Cop: A faux-job?

Female Cop: Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. So she uses her hands and makes noises.

Fred: Wait, what?

Female Cop: Shit! Gasoline!