Felson Quotes in Season of the Witch (2011)

Behmen: [preparing for battle] Whomever slays the most men drinks for free.

Felson: I'll take the 300 on the left, you take the 300 on the right.

Behmen: But if we divide them evenly, who will buy tonight's drinks?

Felson: Oh, you're buying, my friend.

Felson: [repeating Behmen's words] 'I serve the Church no more.'

[Felson laughs]

Felson: Did you see the priest's face? Looked like someone pissed in his holy water.

Felson: She's stronger than she looks.

Behmen: Do you believe she's a witch?

Felson: You felt her strength. Would you say it was that of a girl?

Behmen: I've seen girls destroy men without lifting a finger.

Felson: How many times do we have to go over this? It was in FRANCE!

Felson: [looking at the Girl] Is that the witch?

Behmen: That is not what I see.

Felson: The priest said she confessed.

Behmen: We both know that the Church can be most persuasive.

Felson: What is that smell?

Behmen: That would be you.

[after Felson and Behmen are thrown into jail]

Felson: What they do with deserters anyway?... Hang them?...

[deeply in thoughts]

Felson: Burn them?

Behmen: Probably both.

Felson: [fighting in the Crusades] You ever get the feeling God has too many enemies?

Behmen: Being His friend is not so easy either.

Behmen: We've been walking all day and haven't passed a soul.

Felson: Keep your souls, let me find a chicken.

Felson: Tell me Behmen, are we going in there to defeat a demon, or to save the girl?

Behmen: Both.