Felix Nash Quotes in Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

Felix Nash: This guy is better off in jail.

Felix Nash: Is everyone who works here a moron?

Felix Nash: Here, have a seat!

[throws a chair at Ernest]

Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow): [thinking Nash is Ernest] What happened to your voice? You sound different?

Felix Nash: Oh, I got a little laryngitis.

Felix Nash: Don't worry about that diet, tubby. Once I set this fuse, you'll lose all that weight.

Felix Nash: [to Chuck] That's it. Is everyone who works here a moron? Can't you see what I'm doing? I'm robbing the bank. I'm gonna blow the safe, take the money, and leave. I'm robbing the bank. I"m stealing the money that you were paid to protect. I'm robbing the bank.

[Chuck starts laughing, Felix Nash laughs as well, then hits Chuck on the head with a flashlight, Chuck continues laughing for a few seconds, then suddenly collapses on the floor, out cold]