Felix Flanken Quotes in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

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Felix Flanken Quotes:

  • Mr. Hyde: Hyde. Hyde.

    Felix Flanken: Hide? You want me to hide? Well if you want to play games, you must be feeling better. Certainly don't look it. Okay, I'll hide and you try and find me.

  • [last lines]

    Francesca: I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out.

    Felix Flanken: Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect.

    [Click]

    Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

    [Click]

    Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

    [Click]

    Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

    [Click]

    Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

    [Continues]

  • Felix Flanken: Sorry, I can't see a thing without my glasses.

    Invisible Man: I've heard that one before.

  • Felix Flanken: I'm invited to an island in the Caribbean to take part in a scientific first. A new discovery.

    Mr. Kronkite: You? A mental last to a scientific first?

  • Felix Flanken: I'll carry you. Boy, you're heavier than I thought.

    Francesca: I wanted you to know I'm no easy pick-up.

  • Felix Flanken: If I ever get out of this mess alive, I'll never hack and chop in a jungle again.

  • Felix Flanken: Uncle, I may have the blood for the job, but I sure don't have the stomach for it.

  • Felix Flanken: Take it out of my pay, Mr. Kronkite.

    Mr. Kronkite: Pay? What pay? You still have two more months to work for me for nothing before you're even as it is. Now what are you doing in the pharmacy department in the first place? Need I remind you that this is a drug store? There are people waiting at the lunch counter, someone is browsing though the paperback books, we still have a rack of these Veeblefetzers to unload and you're wasting your time in the pharmacy department. What am I not paying you for, Felix?

  • Felix Flanken: [while watching The Isle of Evil being obliterated] I know it's wrong, but I have a tremendous urge to sing "Auld Lang Syne".

  • Felix Flanken: So, you recognize this vile, vile vial, eh?

  • Felix Flanken: Now take me to Francesca. Move.

    [It, a 20-story-high ape appears behind him]

    Felix Flanken: Aha, frozen with fear, are you? You didn't realize the rapier-keen, silken-smooth Felix Flanken could be so rough and tough, and hard and strong, and manly and virile, and...

    [Sees It]

    Felix Flanken: Weak... Timid... And petrified. Heh he heh. Hi-ho there, can I get you a banana?

  • Felix Flanken: Midnight. Well, if Dr. Jekyll doesn't find me soon, I think I'll go to my cabin and to bed.

  • Felix Flanken: Well you see, Uncle, I'm a pharmacist.

    Baron von Frankenstein: Aw, then you must have conducted experiments of your own.

    Felix Flanken: Oh yes. My fudge quadrupple multi-flavored decker ala mode was a wild experiment. Mr. Kronkite turned green after he ate it.

    Baron von Frankenstein: Of course.

  • Felix Flanken: What unsusual flora and fauna.

    Francesca: Yes I know. You like it and it likes you.

  • Felix Flanken: Felix Flanken, head of the World Wide Organization of Monsters. I can't do it. I just can't do it. I could never face that board of directors.

  • Felix Flanken: My place isn't much. Two small rooms, a furnished medicine cabinet, but we'll be married. And soon there will be the sound of little Flankens running around.

    Francesca: [Starts to cry] Oh, Felix.

    Felix Flanken: What? What have I said? We'll get a bigger place, I'll give up sneezing. What is it?

  • Felix Flanken: I'll have to tell Uncle that my allergies prevent me from undertaking

    [shutters]

    Felix Flanken: Er, accepting - the job.

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