Felicia Petunia Quotes in Petunia (2012)

Felicia Petunia: Well, uh, I sure would like Adrian to find somebody. Although, god knows, marriage is like committing suicide every single day of your life.

Percy Petunia: Here, here!

Felicia Petunia: I want a divorce.

Percy Petunia: [calmly] Well, all right.

Felicia Petunia: Ambition is great. I mean, if there was no ambition, there would be no special Olympics.

Dr. Markowitz: I think with a few simple procedures, we could have you *easily* not look a day over 55.

Felicia Petunia: Hmm, but I a... am 55.

Dr. Markowitz: Then we right the wrongs of time.

Felicia Petunia: Sometimes breathing is just so *fucking* depressing.

Felicia Petunia: I'm the opposite of fine.