FBI Agent Bill Quotes in Matilda (1996)

Matilda: [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon.

FBI Agent Bill: [to his partner] It's the female minor.

FBI Agent Bob: Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady?

Matilda: I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison.

FBI Agent Bob: It's your father who's going to federal prison. And you know where you'll end up?

FBI Agent Bill: In a federal orphanage.

FBI Agent Bob: If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage.

FBI Agent Bill: The kind with food... and teeny-weeny cockroaches.

FBI Agent Bob: What do you say?

Matilda: There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign.

Narrator: Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved.

FBI Agent Bob: [into recorder] 9:17, suspect exits domicile.

FBI Agent Bill: I've got 9:18.

FBI Agent Bob: [into recorder] 9:17 is correct.