FBI Agent Quotes in The Rock (1996)
FBI Agent Quotes:
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FBI Director Womack: Great job, Goodspeed.
Agent Paxton: [sarcastically, jokingly] Why don't you throw in a trip to Tahiti while you're at it?
FBI Agent: Okay, I'll deliver this to the Attorney General...
FBI Director Womack: [Interrupts and takes the contract from Hunt] Ah, no. You'll give that to me, there's a car waiting outside for you, thank you.
[He rips up the contract]
Stanley Goodspeed: That's a signed federal document, sir. Isn't that illegal?
FBI Director Womack: You're not acquainted with the full facts, Goodspeed.
Stanley Goodspeed: With all due respect, sir, I'd like clarification. I gave that man my word.
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FBI Agent: [in the police van with FBI agents] The name Gruber mean anything to you, lieutenant?
[flashback to Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Towers]
John McClane: It rings a bell, yeah.
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Officer Dave: Who is that guy?
FBI Agent: You've heard of the hidden hand of God? Well, that's God's son of a bitch.
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FBI Agent: Dr. Keyes, your presence is required in the Pentagon.
Dr. Josh Keyes: Aaah, it's my best buddies! Hey! Why don't you join us for a drink?
FBI Agent: We'd be grateful if you could join us - for a ride, sir.
Dr. Josh Keyes: And if I were to say no? I'm just asking.
FBI Agent: Well, we have no sense of humor.
Dr. Josh Keyes: That's true.
FBI Agent: And we're armed.
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Dr. Josh Keyes: What's going on guys?
FBI Agent: We don't know. Your security clearance is higher than ours.
Dr. Josh Keyes: I have security clearance?
FBI Agent: We just here to take you to your jet.
Dr. Josh Keyes: I have a jet?
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The Courier: I deliver packages, I don't chase ghosts.
FBI Agent: It looks to me like the ghost is now chasing you.
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Tom Anderson: Boy, I tell you what, it really makes ya proud. I could stay in here all day.
FBI Agent: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
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FBI Agent: You talk like a crazy man!
Dr. Wilhelm Bucholtz: That's the conclusion I'd expect from an American government agent!
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FBI Agent: If you want, we can assign someone to you?
Detective Richie Roberts: FBI protection? My life is dangerous enough as it is!
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FBI Agent: If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, then chances are it *is* a duck.
Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio: If it talks like an asshole, and looks like an asshole, then chances are it *is* an asshole.
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FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?
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FBI Agent: You make a move and I swear I'll blow your fucking heart out!
Primo: All right, all right, take a pill robo-cop, take a pill.
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FBI agent: If I were you, next time I'm sitting in a limo, I'm in the back seat.
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Frank Coutelle: [shouting into CB Radio] Officer down! Officer down!
FBI Agent: Has the officer been shot? Over.
Frank Coutelle: [shouting] No, the officer's been bit by a fuckin' badger!
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FBI Agent: Come out with your hands on your head. You've got ten seconds.
Pam: Enough time to create a universe.
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FBI Agent: Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life, or your case of Wonka bars.
Mrs. Curtis: [after a brief pause] How long will they give me to think it over?
-- FBI Agent
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Characters on The Rock (1996)
- John Mason
- Stanley Goodspeed
- General Hummel
- Agent Paxton
- Commander Anderson
- Navy SEAL
- Womack
- General Al Kramer
- Captain Darrow
- Captain Frye
- Major Tom Baxter
- FBI Director Womack
- Paul the Hotel Barber
- Paul (hotel barber)
- Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair
- Carla
- Private Cox
- Tourist
- Kid On Motorcycle
- Sergeant Crisp
- Dr. Stanley Goodspeed
- Lt. Shephard
- Jade Angelou
- Cable car conductor
- Isherwood
- Hotel Barber
- Captain Hendrix
- General Peterson
- Chief Justice
- Bob (park ranger)
- Female Tourist
- Private McCoy