Faye Riley Quotes in *batteries not included (1987)

Faye Riley: Frank! It's the love boat to Cuba! Shuffle board and pineapples filled with rum. Know what they do? They put little paper umbrellas sticking out the top so that when it rains, it don't thin out the liquor.

Faye Riley: What ever happened to General Eisenhower? You hardly read a word about him anymore.

Frank Riley: Say 'ah.'

Faye Riley: No. Muriel and I say 'frohhg.'

Frank Riley: Okay, say 'frohhh.'

Frank Riley: Where'd you get a new picture?

Faye Riley: It's not new. It's fixed.

Frank Riley: Fixed like new?

Faye Riley: They did a good job.

Frank Riley: Who did?

Faye Riley: I ain't saying.

Frank Riley: GOD DAMMIT, FAYE!

Faye Riley: Hey Frank, guess what I did.

Frank Riley: What now?

Faye Riley: I named those little guys. Flotsam and Jetsam, isn't that cute?

Frank Riley: Yeah cute.

Faye Riley: Be nice, Papa.

Frank Riley: I'm always nice.

Faye Riley: I'm a grandmother.

Carlos: [seeing a floating tray of hamburgers] What the hell is that?

Faye Riley: Oh it's them. The little guys. My little munchkins.

Carlos: You stay away from me! You're not fooling anybody! Crazy my ass!

Faye Riley: [to Construction Worker] You wanna sleep over? Why don't you call your mommy and tell her where you'll be.

Gus: Um, no thanks, Mrs. Riley, I can't tonight.

Gus: [to Carlos] Hey Bobby, wanna go out and play?

Faye Riley: Bobby!

Carlos: Hey, Lady, my name's not Bobby!

Faye Riley: Well excuse me! Robert. Um...

Carlos: Shut up!

Mason: Hey!

Carlos: Okay, I saw downstairs. Who's been cleaning up after me?