Father McFeely Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Father McFeely: How is she?

Mrs. Voorhees: It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.

Father McFeely: Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.

[as Megan's head spins around]

Father McFeely: [turns to leave] Fuck this!

Father McFeely: Let's pray.

Father Harris: Our father...

Megan Voorhees: Hahahhaahaha!

Father Harris: Shhhh... Stop it!

Megan Voorhees: Your mother sucks cocks in hell!

Father Harris: Oh shit...

Father McFeely: [Pulls out a gun] Suck on this.

Megan Voorhees: Oh-oh.

[He shoots her]

Father McFeely: [On the toilet] Lord, help me release this demon!

[farts]

Father McFeely: [relieved] Oh, thank you, Lord. Oh... wait.

Father McFeely: [farts again] Ahhh, ha-ha! Oh, those enchiladas!

Father McFeely: Hi, I'm Father McFeely.

Mrs. Voorhees: I'm so glad you're here.

Father McFeely: I came as fast as I could. But you know at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin' before it starts pumpin'. I do find though, that if I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war...