Father McFeely Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Father McFeely Quotes:
Father McFeely: How is she?
Mrs. Voorhees: It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.
Father McFeely: Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.
[as Megan's head spins around]
Father McFeely: [turns to leave] Fuck this!
Father McFeely: Let's pray.
Father Harris: Our father...
Megan Voorhees: Hahahhaahaha!
Father Harris: Shhhh... Stop it!
Megan Voorhees: Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
Father Harris: Oh shit...
Father McFeely: [Pulls out a gun] Suck on this.
Megan Voorhees: Oh-oh.
[He shoots her]
Father McFeely: [On the toilet] Lord, help me release this demon!
Father McFeely: [relieved] Oh, thank you, Lord. Oh... wait.
Father McFeely: [farts again] Ahhh, ha-ha! Oh, those enchiladas!
Father McFeely: Hi, I'm Father McFeely.
Mrs. Voorhees: I'm so glad you're here.
Father McFeely: I came as fast as I could. But you know at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin' before it starts pumpin'. I do find though, that if I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war...
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