Father Luke Brophy Quotes in Repossessed (1990)

Father Luke Brophy: She has an unGodly voice, maniacal facial expressions...

Father Jebedaiah Mayii: That doesn't prove a thing, she could be related to Joe Cocker.

Father Luke Brophy: No.

Father Jebedaiah Mayii: Could it be she had PMS?

Nancy: [the devil, speaking through Nancy] I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine!

Father Luke Brophy: Maybe, however you are but one being. I represent the belief of far more people. Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?

Nancy: Big deal, so does the Wheel of Fortune!

Nancy: You're praying to a God you've never even seen before!

Father Luke Brophy: I don't need to see him, for the bible says that God created man in his own image.

Nancy: Oh yeah? Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?

[after bodybuilder has fallen in front of him]

Gay bodybuilder: Well, hello there I've always wanted my own personal trainer

Father Luke Brophy: Excuse me I'm looking for a man...

Gay bodybuilder: Get your own this one's already taken

Nancy: [while possessed] You may think you've won, Brophy, but I know another way to reach all those people!

Father Luke Brophy: Satan wait! Where do you think you're going?

Nancy: I'm going to Disneyland!

Nancy: [possessed] The last collar jockey who messed with me ended up with a dislocated shoulder.

Father Luke Brophy: You don't scare me.

Nancy: Oh, yeah? They found it in Baltimore.

Father Luke Brophy: Satan stop! Where do you think you're going?

Nancy: I'm going to Disneyland!

Father Luke Brophy: Freeze, pukeface!

Nancy: Ohhhhhhhhh!

Father Luke Brophy: You think you're up for a real challenge?

Nancy: A challenge? From you? Oh, don't make me laugh, my skin will crack!

Father Luke Brophy: Not me... May I!

Nancy: May I ? Oh, that old geezer quit throwing holy water years ago!

Father Luke Brophy: Not before he kicked your slimy butt.

Nancy: No way! It was rigged! The fight was fixed. I WANT A REMATCH!

Father Luke Brophy: You got it.

Father Luke Brophy: You fiend!

Jebedaiah Mayii: Why am I a fiend?

Father Luke Brophy: Oh, I was talking to her.

Jebedaiah Mayii: But you were looking at me.

Father Luke Brophy: Well, you know...

Jebedaiah Mayii: I had nothing to do with the water, Luke! It came from up there, it came from over there, it came from...