Fat Lady Quotes in Total Recall (1990)

Immigration Officer: [to the Fat Lady] Have you brought any fruits or vegetables on the planet?

Fat Lady: [with a big smile] Two weeks.

Immigration Officer: Excuse me?

Fat Lady: [ticcing with her mouth] Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo...

Richter: [walks by and looks back to the Fat Lady]

Fat Lady: Two...

[moving her lips with her hands, then moving her head uncontrollably]

Richter: Quaid.

[yelling]

Richter: That's Quaid!

Everett: Where?

Richter: That woman! Get him! Her!

[runs to her]

Everett: Arrest that woman!

Richter: Get that woman!

[a disorder in the hall]

Fat Lady: [screaming and moving her head, touches her ear as if it is a switch, her wig fells off]

[the masks opens and Quaids head becomes visible]

Douglas Quaid: Catch!

[and throws the mask to the soldiers]

Fat Lady: Get ready for a surprise!

[and the mask explodes in the soldiers' faces]

[Quaid's costume malfunctions and his cover as the Fat Lady is blown]

Douglas Quaid: [to a group of Agency officers] Catch!

[he throws the Fat Lady mask, and one of the officers catches it]

Fat Lady: [smiling] Get ready for a surprise!

[the mask explodes]

[first lines]

Skeleton Man: Get rid of them! I don't want to see them!

Fat Lady: Darling, don't be difficult! Let's take our sweet lovely children on an outing.