Fat Amy Quotes in Pitch Perfect (2012)

Aubrey: What's your name?

Fat Amy: Fat Amy.

Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?

Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Fat Amy: You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.

Fat Amy: We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.

Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.

Fat Amy: What?

Beca: What?

Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.

Fat Amy: Whomp, there it is!

Aubrey: The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.

Fat Amy: Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'

Aubrey: What are you doing?

Fat Amy: Horizontal running.

Fat Amy: Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.

Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?

Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.

[Their bus starts to sputter and slow]

Aubrey: What the hell?

Fat Amy: It's pretty cool, actually... I think we're just running out of gas.

Aubrey: No, that can't be! You just filled the tank!

Fat Amy: Yeah, I did! And yet, maybe I didn't, because I got hit by flying Mexican food.

[the bus sputters to a stop]

Fat Amy: And we're out.

Aubrey: A-ca-scuse me?

Fat Amy: A-ca-believe it!

Fat Amy: [out of breath from learning choreography] I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.

Aubrey: How much have you done?

Fat Amy: You just saw it.

Fat Amy: Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

Lilly: [Speaking louder than she normally does] I think I have something that could help us.

Fat Amy: Excuse me bitch, you don't need to shout.

Fat Amy: I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Chloe: Because I have Nodes...

Fat Amy: Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.

Aubrey: We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.

Beca: Why cardio?

Fat Amy: Yeah, no don't put me down for cardio

Fat Amy: Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!

Beca: You have a little something behind your ear.

Fat Amy: Leave it. It fuels my hate fire.

Aubrey: Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!

Fat Amy: A-ca-awkward...

Fat Amy: I can sing, but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. You usually start on the ground.

Aubrey: Ooh.

Fat Amy: It's a lot of floor work.

Aubrey: I see that.

Fat Amy: [cough] Slut.

Fat Amy: The kraken has been unleashed! Feel the fat power!

Bumper: [to Amy] You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.

Fat Amy: You're no panty dropper yourself.

Fat Amy: That's actually a good idea. I have Bumper's number.

Aubrey: Why do you have Bumper's number?

Fat Amy: Ummmm... uhhhhhh... ummmmmm...

[Beca returns to her room after being released from jail]

Fat Amy: What up, Shawshank?

Cynthia Rose: Did you get yourself a bitch?

Fat Amy: Did they spray you with a hose?

Lilly: [quietly] I did a turn at County.

Jewish Student: Shalom.

Fat Amy: That's not a real word but keep trying. You. Will. Get. There.

Fat Amy: Crushed it.

Fat Amy: I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.

Fat Amy: A cappella with sock puppets? Genius!

Stacie: I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.

Fat Amy: Yeah. we know.

Stacie: Only because I just told you.

Aubrey: Fat Amy?

Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

Fat Amy: I'm just gonna pump and dump.

Fat Amy: I'm vertical running!

Fat Amy: Fine. I'll give you both my number.

Fat Amy: What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?

Jewish Student: Shalom!

Fat Amy: That's not a real word, but keep trying. You will get there.

Beca: Not a lot of Jewish people where you're from?

Fat Amy: Aaah, no - I did do Fiddler on the Roof though, in high school, it was like me and some Aboriginals, it was really Jewish... it was full on Jew. Hey guys, alright, I'll give you my number.

Fat Amy: You are one of us, you paid the registration fee.

Fat Amy: You're Beca Effin' Mitchell! You're the big B.M! You're the most talented person I know. And I've met three of the Wiggles... intimately.

Fat Amy: Listen, I don't want you guys to fight. You're Beca and Chloe, together you're Bhloe and everyone loves a good Bhloe.

Fat Amy: Just tell her, Beca.

Chloe: I heard that! Tell me what?

Fat Amy: Aw, no. I clearly said... Fruffa fruffa muffa... Beca.

Emily: Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina.

Fat Amy: Thank you.

Pieter Krämer: With what? More of Flabby Abbie's baby shoot?

Fat Amy: That's not my name.

Pieter Krämer: I don't know your name. Could be anything. Obese Denise. Inflexible Tina. Lazy Susan.

Fat Amy: Don't take this the wrong way: you're the dumbest person alive.