Fat Albert Quotes in Fat Albert (2004)


Fat Albert Quotes:

  • Fat Albert: You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because, caring about someone... is wonderful! A person you think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking of each other... , and it's just fantastic to know that there is somebody out there in the world thinking about you.

  • [repeated line]

    Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey!

  • Salesman: [Helping the guys pick out clothes] Hey, I know big, and you my friend... are *big*.

    Fat Albert: ...and Fat, I'm Fat Albert.

    Salesman: Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be... *big* Al.

  • Doris: Fat Albert, wait! I finally figured out who you remind me of. You remind me of my grandfather.

    Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, that's a nice thing to say.

  • Dumb Donald: Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.

    Lead Teen: Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?

    Dumb Donald: Buck buck number 6, Comin'!

    [runs and jumps on the pile]

    Lead Teen: Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!

    Bill: Hold on. We've still got one more guy.

    Lead Teen: Bring him out then.

    Bill: Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.

    Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

    Lead Teen: Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.

  • Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, I said I'm gonna stay.

    Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*, friends don't let friends fade away.

    Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me.

  • Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?

  • Bill Cosby: [after hearing a knock at his door] Oh, people wait 'til you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. WHO IS IT?

    Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert!

    Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.

    [Bill Cosby answers the door. Fat Albert is on his doorstep]

    Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad?

    [Fat Albert holds out his hand]

    Fat Albert: I'm... I'm Fat Albert.

    [Bill Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him]

    Fat Albert: Whoa! Uh... Help! He...

  • Fat Albert: [to the clerk] Oh. I can't take off my sweater because...


    Fat Albert: I don't know what's under it.

  • Salesman: [after adding up the prices of clothes that Fat Albert tried on] That'll be $10,428 and 22 cents.

    Fat Albert: Uh, I... I don't have any money.

    Salesman: Why didn't you tell me that?

    Fat Albert: You didn't ask.

    [the salesman grabs back his clothes]

  • Doris: [Comes down the stairs] Hi, guys.

    Dumb Donald: You look TIGHT!

    Fat Albert: [Nudges Dumb Donald, whispers] What did you just say?

    Dumb Donald: Oh, I learned it at the mall!

    Fat Albert: Don't talk about Doris like that.

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