Fat Alan Quotes in Love, Honor and Obey (2000)

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  • Fat Alan: That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me you sigh.

    [the others laugh]

    Jonny: I wouldnt wanna do that.

    [he stabs him]

    Fat Alan: He stabbed me!

    [the gang laughs harder]

    Fat Alan: He stabbed me in the gut!

    Ray: Look at his face!

    Jonny: I'm sorry, Bruce.

    Fat Alan: Shall I leave it in or take it out?

    Ray: Leave it in and go out!

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