Farrell Quotes in The Piano Player (2002)

Farrell: This is Africa... African rules!

[Alex draws his gun]

Farrell: Oh shit!

Farrell: There are 50,000 people walking around calling themselves actors and maybe 500 are making a living at it. Most of those do commercials to pay the rent. The rest wait tables, clean other people's apartments, living on welfare and hope. And don't think talent's enough to get you through. You've gotta have a strong technique, a good agent, and, most of all, a thick skin; because, now you're part of an underprivileged minority and you're going to suffer.

Farrell: Acting is the hardest profession in the world.

Farrell: Diction! Watch your diction, Ralph. You're slurring your words.

Ralph: What? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Marlon Brando slurred his words, you know. Montgomery Cliff slurred his words. James Dean slurred his words. They were the greatest actors in the whole world and nobody could understand a word they said.

Tom McCord: No notches?

Farrell: New job, new gun.