Farhan Qureshi Quotes in 3 Idiots (2009)

Farhan Qureshi: [after finding out Rancho topped their exam] That day we learned, when your friend flunks, you feel bad, when he tops, you feel worse.

Farhan Qureshi: Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last.

Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Now that everyone knows, Rancho's real surname is not Chhanchhad] Thank God, after marriage my name wont be Pia Chhanchhad!

Raju Rastogi: So what is your actual name?

Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu.

Farhan Qureshi: What?

Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Thinking of her future name] Pia Wangdu?

Rancho: [to Raju & Farhan] Phunsukh Wangdu.

Farhan Qureshi: Phunsukh Wangdu? Silencer's Phunsukh Wangdu?

Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: I don't want to be named Pia Wangdu!

Rancho: [to Raju & Farhan] Yes.

Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: Can I keep my name after marriage?

Farhan Qureshi: Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down!"

Farhan Qureshi: I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.