Fantasy Quotes in The Pagemaster (1994)


Fantasy Quotes:

  • [upon meeting Captain Ahab]

    Fantasy: He's possessed!

    Horror: He's insane!

    Adventure: He's my kinda guy!

  • Richard Tyler: Hey! How'd you get here?

    Fantasy: Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.

    Richard Tyler: I *know* who he is. He's the guy who did all THIS to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?

    The Pagemaster: Tell me.

    Richard Tyler: I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten. Got that? Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!

    Horror: He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.

    Richard Tyler: Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!

    The Pagemaster: Yet you stand before me.

    Richard Tyler: Well, yeah.

    The Pagemaster: Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?

  • Horror: Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach...

    Fantasy: No, no! Chest! Chest!

  • Adventure: How would you like to curl up with a good book?

    [Fantasy wallops him]

    Adventure: Ow, me binding!

    Fantasy: In your dreams!

  • Fantasy: Dr. Jekyll? Dr. J?

    Mr. Hyde: My name... is MR HYDE!

  • Fantasy: [reading the names on a house] Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde...


    Fantasy: must be a duplex.

  • Horror: Horror always has sad endings.

    Fantasy: I come from a world of happy endings, why don't you come with us?

  • Fantasy: What is this?

    Richard Tyler: It's a library card.

    Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read.

  • Fantasy: You know this short story?

    Richard Tyler: He's Adventure.

    Fantasy: Honey, that's what they all say.

  • Richard Tyler: Fantasy!

    Fantasy: Naturally. Who were you expecting, honey? The Tooth Fairy?

  • Horror: [to Adventure] I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you.

    Adventure: You'll *never* be Adventure! You ain't got the spine for it!

    Fantasy: Come on, honey, even books have spines!

  • Richard Tyler: Do I click my heels or something?

    Fantasy: You're in the wrong story, honey.

  • Fantasy: What do you mean grabbing a person by the pantyhose like that? Now I've got to straighten out my Little Mermaid underwear.

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