Fannie Quotes in Dummy (2002)

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Fannie Quotes:

  • Fannie: D'you know our high school reunion's comin' up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that? Goddamn it!

  • Fannie: Steven, you drive like my fucking grandma! Wait... that's actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do!

  • Heidi: Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?

    Fannie: Oh man, at this point I'd fuck anyone.

  • Fannie: You can fuck me if I'm wrong!

    Steven: No, That's okay.

  • Fannie: [after being thrown out for throwing a tantrum in a Target] Fucking suburbanized shit!

  • Fannie: Oh hey, what are you doing on the Fourth?

    Steven: I don't know.

    Fannie: 'Cause I just ordered some kick ass fireworks. Like, even the chinks are scared of this shit.

  • Steven: What about the little girl?

    Fannie: Look, don't worry, alright. Worst case scenario it's her kid, alright, at least you know she puts out.

  • Fannie: I bought a gift for you.

    Steven: Oh, no.

    Fannie: Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music.

    Steven: Oh, thanks!

    Fannie: Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.

    Steven: Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".

    Fannie: Yeah. Chicks dig it.

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