Fandral Quotes in Thor (2011)
Fandral: [to Volstagg] Our dearest friend banished! Loki on the throne! Asgard on the brink of war! Yet you managed to consume four wild boars, six pheasants, a side of beef and two caskets of ale! Shame on you! Don't you care?
[dashes the plate from Volstagg's hands]
Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!
Sif: [breaks them up] Stop it, both of you! Stop! We all know what we have to do.
Hogun: We must go. We must find Thor.
Fandral: You speak of treason!
Volstagg: Forget treason, it's suicide!
Sif: Thor would do the same for us.
Volstagg: Hush! Heimdall may be watching.
[an Asgardian sentry enters]
Asgardian Guard: Heimdall demands your presence!
[the sentry leaves]
Volstagg: We're doomed.
Sif: Loki, you must go to the All-Father and convince him to change his mind.
Loki: And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant, he's reckless, he's dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?
[Loki walks off]
Sif: He may speak for the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor!
Volstagg: We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
Hogun: Laufey said, there were traitors in the house of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral: Loki's always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely!
Thor: My friends, I've never been happier to see you! But you should not have come.
Fandral: We've here to bring you home!
Thor: You know I can't come home. My father is... is dead, and I must remain in exile.
Sif: Thor, your father still lives!
Heimdall: You would defy the commands of Loki, our king? Break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?
[steps off the control platform]
Sif: So you will help us?
Heimdall: I am bound by honor to our king. I cannot open the bridge to you.
Fandral: Complicated fellow, isn't he?
Volstagg: Now what do we do?
[the Bifrost activates on its own]
Thor: We're going to Jotunheim.
Fandral: What? This isn't like going to Earth, where you summon a little lightning and thunder and the mortals worship you as a god! This is Jotunheim!
Thor: Jane, you have to get everybody out of here!
Jane Foster: What about you?
Volstagg: Thor's going to fight with us!
Thor: My friends, I am just a man. I'd only get in your way or worse get one of you killed. But you can help me get everyone to safety.
Jane Foster: Well, if you're staying, then so am I!
Thor: We'll need some time!
Fandral: You'll have it!
[Sif and the Warriors Three enter Asgard's throne room]
Sif: Allfather, we must speak with you urgently...
Loki: [on the throne] My friends.
Fandral: Where is Odin?
Loki: Father has fallen into the Odinsleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sif: We would speak with her...
Loki: She has refused to leave my father's bedside. You can bring your urgent matter to me, your King.
[Sif and Warriors Three hesitantly kneel before Loki]
Sif: My King, we would ask that you end Thor's banishment.
Loki: My first command cannot be to undo the Allfather's last. We're on the brink of war with Jotunheim. Our people need a sense of continuity, in order to feel safe in these difficult times. All of us must stand together, for the good of Asgard.
Fandral: Yes... of course.
Loki: Good. Then you will wait for my word.
Volstagg: [chuckles] If I may, beg the indulgence of your Majesty, to perhaps reconsider...
Loki: We're done!
Volstagg: We should never have let him go...
Fandral: At least he's only banished, not dead. Which is what we'd all be if that guard hadn't told Odin where we'd gone.
Volstagg: How did the guard even know?
Loki: I told him.
Loki: I told him to go to Odin, after we'd left. He should be flogged for taking so long, we should never have reached Jotunheim...
Volstagg: YOU told the guard?
Loki: I saved our lives, and Thor's! I had no idea Father would banish him for what he did.
Thor: You must return to Asgard! You have to stop Loki!
Fandral: What about you?
Thor: Do not worry, my friends. I have a plan.
[everyone falls back, Thor walks towards the Destroyer]
Loki: You know this is wonderful! This a tremendous idea! Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! It's brilliant Thor! It's truly brillian...
[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms... into a skiff piloted by Fandral]
Fandral: [laughing] I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!
Loki: You lied to me! I'm impressed.
[a megalith appears to fight Thor]
Sif: All yours...
Thor: [walks up to the monster] Hello
Thor: I accept your surrender.
[Crowd howls with laughter. Thor smashes up the monster]
Thor: Anyone else?
[the Marauders all surrender]
Fandral: Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!
Volstagg: Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.
Fandral: Nonsense, my rotund friend. If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!
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