Falcone Quotes in Haggard (2003)
Falcone Quotes:
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Falcone: So how's school going, Raab?
Raab: Ohh, wow, not so good. I lost my schedule at the beginning of the semester, and couldn't find my classes for like a month and a half. I end up getting three D's and an F, I mean, it's not that bad considering I passed.
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Valo: Let me guess: some sort of experiment?
Falcone: Spearmint? I'd rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin' about?
Valo: The TV. It's sideways.
Falcone: Why wouldn't it be sideways? I have to watch it with my neck straight, so I'm comfortable. Otherwise I'd have a taco neck, ya know?
Valo: Did you take acid?
Falcone: ...yea.
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Falcone: I will tell you everything, I'll let you know. You'll be so much smarter. Girls are like... a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time
[snaps fingers]
Falcone: that shit's fuckin' frozen. Then you're fucked. That's why I know the difference: I always pull out of it.
Valo: What are you talking about? This food is making you crazy.
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Falcone: I like chocolate, I like fudge, I'll make some now or I won't budge.
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Valo: He definitely doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.
Falcone: Pants? He wears girl's underwears.
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Falcone: Don Vito is a whore about his grapes.
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Valo: Why is Don Vito such a bitch about grapes?
Falcone: Yeah, Don Vito's a whore about grapes.
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Valo: I popped the trunk for you!
Falcone: Yeah, I popped a boner for you, fuck you.
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Falcone: These... are girlfriend's... underwears.
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[while filming a home movie using a model train set and action figures]
Falcone: What are you guys doing, humping on the caboose?
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Valo: Tell him how Hellboy's in for it.
Falcone: You know Hellboy? He's in for it.
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Falcone: Later on do you wanna go to to the bakery? I can almost taste it with my nose. Ever feel that way?
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Falcone: Anyway, I'm making this invention and, uh, I need like freeon from old fridgerators so keep an eye out. It's this uh, reverse microwave I'm making. Oh man, it makes things cool real fast.
Raab: So... you're making some invention that could make stuff cold like, rally fast?
Falcone: That's what I just said...
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