Fake Batman Quotes in Movie 43 (2013)

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Fake Batman Quotes:

  • Fake Robin: Wait, let me get this straight. So you knew all the way back then? You knew that she was a dude?

    Fake Batman: Whole time.

    Fake Robin: Why did you make me kiss her? Him. It. This.

    Fake Batman: I don't know. I guess I woke up this morning with a little case of the fuckarounds.

  • Fake Batman: Excuse me, I'm gonna go do some Batman-ing.

  • Fake Robin: What the hell are you doing here, Batman? You're gonna ruin this!

    Fake Batman: Calm down! Look, I read on Twitter that a supervillain is gonna bomb this loser meet-and-greet so I'm here to save the day like I do all the time. I mean, you know, it's my thing. I'm the Batman.

  • Fake Supergirl: Hi, I'm Supergirl.

    Fake Robin: My name...

    Fake Batman: [under the table speaking on an earpiece feeding to Robin's ear] I'm Robin.

    Fake Robin: [to Supergirl] ... Hi, I'm Robin.

    Fake Batman: [to Robin] Um, so where are you from?

    Fake Robin: So where are you from?

    Fake Supergirl: Krypton.

    Fake Robin: Oh, Krypton. That's, that's, uh...

    Fake Batman: Oh shit.

    Fake Robin: Oh shit.

    Fake Batman: Dude, I can see her snatch.

    Fake Robin: Dude I can s... uh...

    Fake Batman: Oh my god, I can't believe the size of this thing. It's like a giant fucking cornfield, it's enormous down here. It's crazy, look at that, I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson can walk out of that and I can play catch with him.

    Fake Robin: Krypton, like the... I hear it's really nice. I have never been...

    Fake Supergirl: You didn't hear that the sun supernova'd and destroyed our entire race?

    Fake Batman: I'd wash dishes with it...

    Fake Robin: Did it? I did not...

    Fake Batman: It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing.

    [Supergirl's expression changes]

    Fake Robin: What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you...

    Fake Supergirl: Yeah, I can hear him! I can also see Batman underneath the table.

    Fake Robin: 'Cause of the X-ray vision, of course.

    Fake Supergirl: No, I can just see him. It's a café table. I mean, it's really obvious.

    Fake Batman: [pops head from under the table, to Supergirl] Hi.

    Fake Supergirl: Hi.

    [storms off]

    Fake Robin: I'm so sorry about your family dying.

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