Fairchild Quotes in Sabrina (1995)

Sabrina: What was Linus like as a boy?

Fairchild: Shorter.

[Fairchild stares balefully at Linus in the rear-view window after Linus has decided to go to France to reunite with Sabrina]

Linus Larrabee: Go ahead, say it.

Fairchild: [haltingly] You don't... deserve her.

Linus Larrabee: I don't. I know that. But I need her - and I don't need anything.

Fairchild: [tries to manuever through traffic, but fails] Time to run for it.

Linus Larrabee: I just want to make her happy.

Fairchild: 13 Rue des Beaux Arts.

Rosa: Mr. Tom, maybe is not for me to put my hands in on this, but when I first come to this country, I am alone, like Sabrina. I just weigh more. So I ask to God why I am here. I say, "Why God?" but there is no answer. So I stop crying. It takes eleven years!

Fairchild: Thank you, Rosa.

Fairchild: You've been there for two weeks. I doubt every single person in Paris thinks you're an idiot.

Sabrina: Only because I haven't met them all.

Rosa: So I am looking and I see a young woman, and it's de Sabrina. And she's talking. Who's she talking to? A man, but not her daddy because he's not as tall.

Joanna: It was Linus. Sabrina went out with Linus.

Rosa: It was Mr. Linus.

Linda: Sabrina went out with Linus? That's too weird.

Scott: I always thought that guy was gay.

Rosa: Mr. Linus is not a gay.

Joanna: It's not "a" gay, Rosa. It's just gay.

Linda: Linus is gay? That makes me like him more.

Fairchild: Linus Larabee is a heterosexual.

Fairchild: [to Sabrina] The full time observation of David Larabee is not a recognized profession. Get out of that tree.

Fairchild: Marry me. Marry me for my money. People do it every day.

Joanna: I'm not amused, Thomas, and I have a great sense of humor.

Fairchild: Then marry me for love.

Arthur: Where's Mrs. Bach? Is she...

Fairchild: Madam awoke early. She had some phone calls to make.

Arthur: Ah. Ah, well in that case, put on one of her nightgowns and come in here, would you?

Fairchild: Sir?

Arthur: Oh, come on, Fairchild. I know you want it. I've seen the way you look at me.

Arthur: [Fairchild heads towards the closet] Hey! Fairchild, I'm kidding! I'm kidding. God, it's the truth. Don't they ever kid each other on your planet?