Fair M. C. Quotes in Charlotte's Web (1973)

Fair M. C.: Ladies and gentlemen, we now present Mr. Homer L. Zuckerman and his distinguished pig!

[audience cheers and applauds]

Fair M. C.: The fame of this unique animal has spread to the far corners of the earth, attracting many vaulable tourists to our great state. You will all recall that day last summer when the writing appeared mysteriously on the spider's web in Mr. Zuckerman's barn. This miracle has never been explained. All we know is that we are dealing with supernatural forces here, and we should all be proud and grateful. In the words of the spider's web, this is "Soooome Pig".

[audience applauds and cheers]

Fair M. C.: [after the quartet sings at the fair] On behalf of the governors of the fair, I have the honor of awarding a special prize of $25 to Mr. Zuckerman.

[audience cheers and applauds]

Fair M. C.: And this handsome bronze medal suitably engraved, to this radiant, this terrific, this - humble pig.

[audience cheers and applauds as the medal is hung around Wilbur's neck]