Eyeball Quotes in Stand by Me (1986)

Eyeball: Hey girls, where ya goin'?

Gordie: [Ace passes Gordie on the sidewalk and snatches his baseball cap off his head] Hey, my brother gave me that!

Ace: [holds the hat up high so Gordie can't reach it] Now, you're giving it to me.

Gordie: Hey! C'mon, man! That's mine!

Chris: [glaring at Ace] You're a real asshole, you know that?

Ace: [flicks his cigarette to that ground] Ooo. You're brother's not very polite, Eyeball.

Eyeball: Now, Christopher. I know you didn't mean to insult my friend.

Ace: I know he didn't mean to insult me. That's why I'm going to give him the chance of taking it back.

Ace: [thrusts Chris on his stomach against the sidewalk and begins holding the lit cigarette close to his eye] Take it back, kid.

Chris: You bastard! Let go, man! Shit!

Gordie: Stop it, man! You're hurting him!

Chris: Filthy bastard...! Okay, I take it back! I take it back!

Ace: Now, I feel a whole let better about this. How 'bout you?

[grins at Chris and pats him on the cheek]

Ace: Good.

Eyeball: See ya later, girls.

Eyeball: [about Ray Brower] Shit! When they gonna give up? The kid's gone. They ain't never gonna find him.

Charlie Hogan: Not where they're looking.

Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. They ain't never gonna find him.

Eyeball: ["tatooing" Eyeball's arm with a knife blade] Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part.

Vince Desjardins: I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones.

Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks they'll find him before then.

Eyeball: Bet you two thousand dollars they don't.

Charlie Hogan: Well, asshole...

Billy Tessio: Hey, what's the big deal? Who cares?

Ace: Will you two just shut the fuck up? If either of you assholes had two-thousand dollars, I'd kill you both.

[after losing a drag race to Ace]

Eyeball: [to Vince] You let him beat you, you cock-knocker! Ha ha ha!

Eyeball: So, what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick?

Billy Tessio: I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits.

Ace: She's a Catholic, man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good.

The Writer: [voiceover] Around this time, Charlie and Billy were playing "Mailbox Baseball" with Ace and Eyeball.

[cuts to Ace hitting mailboxes with a bat in a moving car]

Ace: [Ace hits a wooden mailbox] Ahh shit! I'm out! Goddammit!

Eyeball: You shouldn't have gone for a wooden one. Huh-huh!

Ace: [Stares at Eyeball intensely] Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole?

[Hands bat to Billy]

Ace: Billy, you're up.

Billy Tessio: Nah, you guys win. I don't wanna play no more.

Eyeball: Hey, you can't quit! We've only played three innings! That would be a non-official game!

Charlie Hogan: Hey, Ace. Uh, we...

[Billy nudges him in the arm]

Ace: What's with you homos? You guys've been acting psycho all day.

[Long pause]

Ace: What is it?

Billy Tessio: It's nothin'! It's nothin'! It's nothin', right?

[Looks over at Charlie who concurs]

Ace: Then, if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game before I start collecting my goddamn Social Security, okay? You're up Billy. Move it!

Billy Tessio: All right! Gimmie this fuckin' thing.

[grabs bat and assumes batter's position]

Ace: Let's play ball!

Eyeball: Yeah!