Exterminator Jeff Quotes in The Borrowers (1997)
Exterminator Jeff Quotes:
Police Officer Steady: Well, I've had reports that an Ice Cream Vendor...
Exterminator Jeff: Pest Control Operative.
Police Officer Steady: Oh, sorry.
Exterminator Jeff: That's all right, happens all the time.
Police Officer Steady: A Pest Control Operative...
[looks at Jeff]
Police Officer Steady: ...and a rather large man...
[eyes Ocious P. Potter for a moment]
Police Officer Steady: Well, that could be you, couldn't it, sir? Were seen arguing outside this house.
Exterminator Jeff: [look at the objects by the floorboards] Borrowers!
Ocious P. Potter: You've seen this before?
Exterminator Jeff: No, but I've heard the stories, but that's what I thought they were, just stories: the fly with the human head, the poker-playing rats, the giant radioactive cockroaches.
Ocious P. Potter: Spare me the folklore, will you? Can you kill them or not?
Exterminator Jeff: Yes. Extermination is my middle name. But why do you want me to exterminate the Borrowers?
Ocious P. Potter: Because those little rats stole something very important from me. AND NOBODY STEALS FROM OCIOUS P. POTTER!
Exterminator Jeff: You mean borrowed, don't you?
Ocious P. Potter: What?
Exterminator Jeff: Oh, well, they're Borrowers. They don't steal, they...
[Potter gives him a disapproved look]
Exterminator Jeff: [goes serious] Right!
Ocious P. Potter: Well, what are you waiting for?
Exterminator Jeff: [amazed] Incredible! Amazing! Tiny little people, moving on the landing!
Ocious P. Potter: [impatiently] WOULD YOU PLEASE GET UP HERE AND DO SOMETHING TO HELP ME!
Exterminator Jeff: [Introducing His Dog who is used for sniffing out Pests] Say Hello to Smelly... I suspect You wonder how He got His Name.
Ocious P. Potter: Well, I wasn't actually...
[the Dog passes gas]
Ocious P. Potter: Whoa, that's awful, what do You feed that thing?
Exterminator Jeff: I feed Him on cheese!
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