Experience Quotes in Black Sheep (2006)

Experience: I thought you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa.

Experience: You're a tree.

Henry: I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!

[Henry panics while under attack from a sheep]

Experience: What is wrong with you?

Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.

Experience: Well, what's that?

Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!

Henry: Are you OK?

Experience: I won't be OK ever again.

Henry: What's that?

Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.

Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing?

Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh - yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.

Experience: What's that noise?

Henry: Somebody's shearing.