Expectant Father Quotes in Carry on Cabby (1963)

Expectant Father: Are you a taxi?

Charlie Hawkins: No.

[pointing at the vehicle]

Charlie Hawkins: *This* is a taxi.

[pointing at himself]

Charlie Hawkins: *I'm* a driver.

[pointing at Pintpot]

Charlie Hawkins: *He's* a learner.

[pointing at the expectant father]

Charlie Hawkins: And *you're* a twit. Now get out of the way, I'm in a hurry.

Expectant Father: No, no, you must help me. It's my wife - she's going to have a baby.

Charlie Hawkins: And if I don't get home by seven, mine's gonna have a fit.