Executive Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

Moe's Hip Executive: [the audience says "Bravo!" as the stage lights reveal the audience portion of the studio, with Moe unaware that he was taking part in an audition after Larry and Curly have just left] Brilliant, just brilliant! What an original way to showcase your personality by putting on a skit!

Executive: Very smart!

Moe: Huh?

Moe's Hip Executive: That is exactly what we're looking for! Someone who's not afraid of confrontation, who's passionate about his opinions, right or wrong.

Executive: That's what America craves!

Moe: What are you flappin' about?

Executive: Oh, he's beautiful!

Moe's Hip Executive: Congratulations, sir; You are the newest cast member of the world's number-one rated reality show!

[the audience applauds, Moe gasps with surprise]

Executive: He gets all that money. Pays his family back by... by... by bein' a stinkin' drunk. It's enough ta make ya sick.

Hobson: I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant.

Executive: Yeah.

Hobson: On the other hand, go screw yourself.

Executive: We must confess that your proposal seems less like science and more like science fiction.

Ellie Arroway: Science fiction. Well you're right, it's crazy. In fact, it's even worse than that, nuts.

[angrily slams down her briefcase and marches up to the desk]

Ellie Arroway: You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an "airplane," you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it's ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon, or atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right? Look, all I'm asking, is for you to just have the tiniest bit of vision. You know, to just sit back for one minute and look at the big picture. To take a chance on something that just might end up being the most profoundly impactful moment for humanity, for the history... of history.