Everette Quotes in Delta Farce (2007)

Larry: [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

Bill Little: Don't ask.

Everette: Don't tell.

Larry: [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress] Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla.

Everette: [sees the dress] Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.

Sgt. Kilgore: Get your candy-asses on the plane!

[Everette stands there as the others get on the plane]

Sgt. Kilgore: You deaf! Did you hear me boy?

Everette: Yes, Sir, but I'm a mongoloid.

Sgt. Kilgore: Get on the plane!

Everette: One shot, one kill. Get some!

[from trailer]

Larry: [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

Bill Little: Don't ask

Everette: Don't tell

[after learning they're not in Iraq]

Everette: Are we in France?

Everette: [after a supposedly dead donkey comes back to live] Iraq, it's a land of miracles.

Sgt. Kilgore: Now, Larry, I'm appointing you as acting Squad Leader. Don't get too excited. You beat out a mongoloid and a candy-ass.

Everette: [to Bill] He called you a candy-ass.