Everett Quotes in Total Recall (1990)
Immigration Officer: [to the Fat Lady] Have you brought any fruits or vegetables on the planet?
Fat Lady: [with a big smile] Two weeks.
Immigration Officer: Excuse me?
Fat Lady: [ticcing with her mouth] Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo...
Richter: [walks by and looks back to the Fat Lady]
Fat Lady: Two...
[moving her lips with her hands, then moving her head uncontrollably]
Richter: That's Quaid!
Richter: That woman! Get him! Her!
[runs to her]
Everett: Arrest that woman!
Richter: Get that woman!
[a disorder in the hall]
Fat Lady: [screaming and moving her head, touches her ear as if it is a switch, her wig fells off]
[the masks opens and Quaids head becomes visible]
Douglas Quaid: Catch!
[and throws the mask to the soldiers]
Fat Lady: Get ready for a surprise!
[and the mask explodes in the soldiers' faces]
[a door is sealed shut, causing Richter to lose Quaid]
Richter: Open the goddamn door!
Everett: I can't.
Richter: Open it!
Everett: They're all connected.
Helm: Look at that shit!
Richter: What the hell's this?
Everett: The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fuckin' George Washington.
Helm: Kill the bastard!
Everett: [addressing his officers] So look... I want everybody out on the streets. I want you to remember... a young man was killed today, passing through our town... and I don't like it... I don't like it at all. Goodbye.
Everett: [to Wade] As your father once said to me....
[pauses a moment]
Everett: [Wade's looking at him interested] Forget it, I would have made it up anyway!
Everett: Are you gonna stand there philosophizing, or are you gonna buy me a drink? You're not smart enough to do both.
Everett: You love somebody, more than anything in the whole damn world. You... worship her. You don't wanna be *alive* without her, and... she says she doesn't want you. You're just... dirt.
Doc: Damn brother! You should be an actor.
Everett: [nods] I am... an actor.
[Paterson turns his head away and tries not to laugh]
Everett: Without love what reason is there for anything?
Courtney: Hey Everett, can I borrow a condom?
Everett: No, but you can have one.
[Courtney pulls out a whole string of condoms]
Everett: Endurance test?
Courtney: More like pop quiz.
[Courtney is in the shower calling Monty to come and speak with her]
Everett: Monty? Moonnty? Go get her, Monty, go get her!
Everett: My cock is cleaner than your bum.
Everett: Oh sure, you're a mechanic?
Simon Wilder: No, I'm a Zen Buddhist, but that's close enough.
Simon Wilder: How many bottles of that wine would you be willing to give me to fix it?
Everett: To get this thing running? Six.
Simon Wilder: Eight.
Simon Wilder: Eight.
Everett: Okay, nine, but that's my final offer.
Simon Wilder: Didn't you used to run a saving and loan?
Bentley: [On the landing of the elegant stairway, near the closet where Mr. Farnsworth/Joe Pendleton meets with Mr. Jordan, invisible to everyone but himself] I noticed there are two cups.
Everett: Well, Sisk felt that since Mr. Farnsworth was pretending to talk to someone, he might want to pretend to give him cocoa, too.
Everett: We want the combination! Pumpkin seed?
Bobby: No. What combination?
Everett: Don't Fuck with me when I'm thirsty!
Everett: Les, would you explain to my retarded sibling here that I can't keep the store open if he insists on throwing our money away on crackhead piss comics?
Harold: [seeing Everett has stood by, allowing the toddler Elwood to open the spigot on the molasses barrel] What did you let him turn the molasses on for?
Everett: I told him I wouldn't do it if I was him.
Harold: You told him you wouldn't do it if you was him. Get him outta here!
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