Evelyn Roy Quotes in The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love (1995)

Evelyn Roy: We're having a little crisis on our hands. We're trying to get Evie to come out with her new friend... Randy?

Friend: Randy's already out, Mrs. Roy.

Friend #2: I don't think that's what she meant.

Evelyn Roy: Evie, do you have something you want to tell me?

Evie: What? No.

Evelyn Roy: Honey, if you can't tell me, you can't tell anyone. You know that.

Evie: Mom, why is it that every time I try to separate from you, which is a totally normal adolescent impulse, and in fact, crucial to my adult development, you come back with that weird thing about me telling you what I can't tell the rest of the world?

Evelyn Roy: [as Randy runs out of bedroom] It's a girl! Get her out of here!

Frank: I swear I don't know where they are.

Regina: Frank, do you want us to torture you, or what?

Frank: You already are torturing me.

Vicky: Don't hurt him, darling.

Evelyn Roy: Frank, you have to tell us where they are. We have a major crisis on our hands.

Lena: I'll let you borrow my boxing gloves, Frank.

Frank: Oh Jeez.