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  • Archie Knox: [sitting with Brett's family after meeting them for the first time] Well, I do appreciate the attempt you've all made at avoiding the obvious. It was a worthy effort. But let's cut to the chase, shall we. Robert, how old are you?

    Robert Eisenberg: 57.

    Archie Knox: And I'm 50. So, that makes me younger than Robert. So everybody feeling good about that right now?

    Ethan Eisenberg: I am very relieved. How old were you when Brett was in third grade?

    Brett Eisenberg: Grow up Ethan.

    Ethan Eisenberg: Brett skipped the third grade.

    Ethan Eisenberg: [imitates a buzzer] Well played.

  • Ethan Eisenberg: I know I'm not dad, but if you ever need to talk to someone I could try to manufacture something that sounds lucid.

    Brett Eisenberg: [pause] The only thing that I can't bear, that's killing me... Is the thought that he was worried about me when he died.

    Ethan Eisenberg: He wasn't worried.

    Brett Eisenberg: How do you know?

    Ethan Eisenberg: I was here the morning that dad got the phone call from Mickey. Well, after he hung up the phone, I told him would gladly assassinate Archie, if that's what he wanted. You know a dieing wish vendetta type of thing.

    Brett Eisenberg: Very comforting.

    Ethan Eisenberg: Anyway, he said, "Thanks, but I think Brett can take care of herself."

    Brett Eisenberg: He really said that?

    Ethan Eisenberg: Yeah. That's straight from the words of Robert Eisenberg, MD.

    Brett Eisenberg: MD... My Dad.

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