Ethan Cooper Quotes in The Matchbreaker (2016)
Ethan Cooper Quotes:
Veronica: Jump in after me Ethan.
Ethan Cooper: Really?
Veronica: Prove to me your love.
Ethan Cooper: Eh! I would normally, but it's cold.
Ethan Cooper: [to Sam] The laundry basket is less than 10 feet away.
[to the dog by pointing at the socks]
Ethan Cooper: Beast!
Sam: Wait, you... you taught him how to do laundry?
Ethan Cooper: Apparently not.
Sam: Why'd you breakup with her?
Ethan Cooper: Seven reasons actually. Number one, she doesn't vote.
Ethan Cooper: Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics. Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria. Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm.
Sam: The rest of the time she cheered for America?
Ethan Cooper: Yes.
Sam: Okay, that one's a stretch too. Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl.
Ethan Cooper: What's that?
Sam: That she's not Emily.
Ethan Cooper: [describing his job] I take dysfunctional systems and I disassemble them for diagnosis.
Ethan Cooper: It's time to top off the night with some team Jacob.
Emily Atkins: Edward. Team Edward.
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