Ethan Cooper Quotes in The Matchbreaker (2016)

Veronica: Jump in after me Ethan.

Ethan Cooper: Really?

Veronica: Prove to me your love.

Ethan Cooper: Eh! I would normally, but it's cold.

Ethan Cooper: [to Sam] The laundry basket is less than 10 feet away.

[to the dog by pointing at the socks]

Ethan Cooper: Beast!

Sam: Wait, you... you taught him how to do laundry?

Ethan Cooper: Apparently not.

[First lines]

Sam: Why'd you breakup with her?

Ethan Cooper: Seven reasons actually. Number one, she doesn't vote.

Sam: Eh!

Ethan Cooper: Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics. Bulgarians don't even cheer for Bulgaria. Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm.

Sam: The rest of the time she cheered for America?

Ethan Cooper: Yes.

Sam: Okay, that one's a stretch too. Look, why don't you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl.

Ethan Cooper: What's that?

Sam: That she's not Emily.

Ethan Cooper: [describing his job] I take dysfunctional systems and I disassemble them for diagnosis.

[Last lines]

Ethan Cooper: It's time to top off the night with some team Jacob.

Emily Atkins: Edward. Team Edward.