Esther Bilchik Quotes in UHF (1989)

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Esther Bilchik: [after Harvey gets home from playing poker, referring to the piece of paper in his pocket] What's this?
Harvey Bilchik: Oh, it's the deed to channel 62. I won it with a pair of 7s. I was bluffing.
Esther Bilchik: Channel 62? Never heard of it.
Harvey Bilchik: I'm not surprised. More people watch the fish tank at Leo's pet store.

-- Esther Bilchik
Esther Bilchik: [to George, who is at the punch bowl trying to pour punch into a poodle's mouth] Oh George, would you come here a second?
[George, without thinking about this, just drops the poodle into the punch bowl and walks away]

-- Esther Bilchik

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