Esteban Quotes in Zorro: The Gay Blade (1981)

Esteban: [to guards] Remember, he is cunning, he is crafty. He's not just going to walk in here and say 'Here I am!'

Zorro: Here I am!

Esteban: Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?

Zorro: Is yours as dull as your wit?

Don Diego: He is a mute.

Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.

Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?

Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.

Esteban: Say something like a sissy girl.

Don Diego: Something like a sissy girl...

Esteban: No... you know. Swing... your... hips.

[puts hands on hips]

Esteban: Make them sway and flap your wings.

Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?

Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.

Esteban: It is a beautiful day... for a Reign of *terror*!

Esteban: I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and I have never in my life been disappointed.

Esteban: You naughty, evil Alcalde! I'm going to do such terrible things to you!

Esteban: [threatening Charlotte Taylor Wilson with execution in order to lure and trap Zorro] Do you wish for a blindfold?

Charlotte Taylor Wilson: No. The eyes of freedom will always see through the blindfolds of tyranny. And the bonds of oppression will always be broken with muscles of liberty.

Esteban: [to Zorro] I know you will not kill an innocent man... or me either, for that matter.

Esteban: [Referring to their annual lovemaking] Do you know that little thing we do one night every year?

Florinda: [Eagerly] Yes! Oh, yes!

Esteban: We still have three months to go!

Florinda: You beast!

Manuel: Perhaps she is lying. Bitches are liars.

Armando: It is true, bitches are liars, but Miss Lopez is no bitch.

Esteban: I like bitches.

Lado: [about O] So which cock does she suck?

Esteban: I can't tell. The white guys like each other. Maybe they're faggots.

Lado: Maybe she does them both.

[pause]

Lado: Savages.

Chuckie: I got the dope moves.

Esteban: You got the what?

Chuckie: I got the stupid juice, I bust the stupid moves.

Esteban: Where'd you come to find out about all these interesting developments?

[no response]

Esteban: Look, time is money and money is time little homey, and right now you are costing me a lot of both.

Fresh: You gonna get mad.

Esteban: Look, it would be very difficult to get me any madder than I am already.

Esteban: [after coming back from killing James] So you gonna tell me that he's lying about James too, right?

Nichole: I can see whoever I want.

Esteban: No. Not exactly. Now you can see whoever you want, except for James. You can't see... you can't see him no more. Now maybe you can visit him in his new place of residence, but you know, I don't think he's going to be so much fun anymore.

Esteban: [getting arrested after the cops found drugs under his mattress] You think I'm stupid enough to have two kilos lying around the fuckin' house? I've been set up, man!

Chillie: Looks like some kind of fuckin' war council or some shit.

Esteban: It's gonna be the shortest fuckin' war anyone ever fought.

Esteban: [to Herbie] Chill, homes, and take it easy on the gas or I'ma stop the fuckin' car and cut your fuckin' foot off, you hear me?

[ring at the door]

Esteban: What the fuck is this, grand central station? *Who the fuck is it*?

Esteban: Yeah, I'm asking you a question, is she a freak?

Fresh: Man, you're married.

Esteban: I know you're just a kid Fresh, even though you're smart, so I let you talk to me like that just this one time, but you tell me! You better tell me who she's fucking with.

Esteban: What about your sister?

Fresh: Promise you ain't gonna get ma...

Esteban: No, I promise, you don't cut this shit out I'm gonna piss acid on your head, you fuckin' hear me?

[cop finds a gun under the mattress]

Esteban: *Whatda fuck*?

Lt. Perez: You're under fuckin' arrest, that's whatda fuck.