Esqueleto Quotes in Nacho Libre (2006)

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!

Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!

Esqueleto: Sorry.

Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!

Esqueleto: Surpise.

[holding corn in both hands]

Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?

Esqueleto: NO!

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?

Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.

Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?

Esqueleto: I hate orphans!

Nacho: Say it to my face!

Esqueleto: I hate them!

Nacho: Come again?

Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!

Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.

Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.

Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.

Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

Nacho: You have not been baptized?

Esqueleto: Summon your eagle powers.

Nacho: What do you think I'm doing?

Nacho: [Losing badly, about to take a big hit] Eagle powers... come to me! Please!

Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!

Esqueleto: How come?

Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?

Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.

Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!

Nacho: [after lifting Esqueleto over the wall at Ramses party] What about me?

Esqueleto: I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat.

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?

Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Nacho: I have given up wrestling.

Esqueleto: Nacho, you are great fighter. You've got something none of these guys have.

[Esqueleto points to his own heart]

Esqueleto: And the childrens need a real hero.

Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.

Esqueleto: Not anymore. I like them. And they need you Nacho.

[Nacho nods and Esquelto takes out Nacho's fighting mask]

Nacho: [nods confidently] OK.

Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

Esqueleto: [to Ramses] I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!

Esqueleto: How did you get up here so fast?

Candidia: Shh, shh, shhhh... secret tunnels