Ernie Klump Quotes in The Nutty Professor (1996)
Ernie Klump Quotes:
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Sherman Klump: Daddy, all I'm saying is that scientific breakthroughs are occurring all the time.
Ernie Klump: The only thing that's 'bout to break through is your ass 'bout to break through the seat of your pants.
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[the chorus just finished singing 'Happy Day']
Ernie Klump: Happy day, happy day, happy day, my ass.
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Granny Klump: You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going
Papa Klump: Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that
Mama Klump: Lord, my, my.
Papa Klump: I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.
Granny Klump: Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.
[Table falls silent]
Ernie Klump: Oh snap, now.
Granny Klump: What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!
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Grandma Klump: Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.
Papa Klump: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.
Mama Klump: Cletus!
Papa Klump: She's an old bag with old bag tittie.
Ernie Klump: [quietly to Ernie Jr] Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag.
-- Ernie Klump
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