Ernie "Ice" Quotes in Hocus Pocus (1993)

Jay: So let's have a butt.

Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.

Ernie "Ice": They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.

[Jay and Ice laugh]

Jay: You got any cash Hollywood?

Max: No.

Ernie "Ice": Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?

Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.

Jay: [laughs but stops as Ice offensively glares at him]

Jay: So, where're you from?

Max: Los Angeles.

[Jay and Ice look at him with confused looks]

Max: L.A.

Jay: [Finally getting it] Oh, dude!

Ernie "Ice": Tubular.

Jay: [with a tree filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background] You want to smash some pumpkins?

Ernie "Ice": No.

Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?

Ernie "Ice": It's 3am. They're undressed already.

Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper] Well then, you think of something!

Ernie "Ice": [grumpy eating candy] Look, I don't feel so hot.

Jay: It's because you're eating too much candy, you oinker!

[hits Ice causing him to drop a piece of candy he was eating]

Ernie "Ice": [Jay and Ice are locked in cages] Hollywood, help us out here!

[Max takes his shoes back from Ice]

Max: Tubular.

[Ice whimpers]