Ernie - Detective Quotes in Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

Captain Ed Murphy: Wait a minute! Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case.

Ernie - Detective: From what I've seen of their records, the only thing they do contribute is mayhem and chaos.

Martin Riggs: No, I'm Chaos, and he's Mayhem. We're a double act. What are we, required reading, or something?

Lorna Cole: As a matter of fact, you are. It's a cross between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.

Martin Riggs: Hey, Ernie.

Ernie - Detective: Hey, Riggs. Cut any loose wires lately?

Martin Riggs: Nah, I haven't done that for a couple days now.

Ernie - Detective: Right. Next time...

Martin Riggs, Ernie - Detective: Wait for the bomb squad.

Ernie - Detective: Yeah, wait for the bomb squad! It's our job, remember?

Martin Riggs: Hey, I saved a cat. What else do you want?

Ernie - Detective: Great. I love cats.

Ernie - Detective: Hey, Murph, people usually cross the street when they see me coming.

Captain Ed Murphy: Yeah, well, I didn't have time.