Ernie Capadino Quotes in A League of Their Own (1992)


Ernie Capadino Quotes:

  • [Ernie sees Dottie and Kit vigorously milking cows]

    Ernie Capadino: Ow. Doesn't that hurt them?

    Dottie Hinson: Doesn't seem to.

    Ernie Capadino: Well, that would bruise the hell out of me.

    Dottie Hinson: Who ARE you?

    Ernie Capadino: I'm Ernie Capadino. I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?

    Dottie Hinson: Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.

    Ernie Capadino: That's the guy. He's starting a girls' baseball league, so he can make a buck while the boys are overseas. Wanna play?

    Dottie Hinson: Huh?

    Ernie Capadino: Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It's a real league, professional.

    Kit Keller: Professional - baseball?

    Ernie Capadino: Mmm-hmm. They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.

    Kit Keller: We only make 30 at the dairy.

    Ernie Capadino: Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?

  • Ernie Capadino: Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it.

  • Ernie Capadino: Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.

  • Ernie Capadino: [to a salesman] You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself! Wait here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.

  • Ernie Capadino: Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way.

  • Lady on Train: Sir your knee?

    Ernie Capadino: Like It?

  • Ernie Capadino: Hey, no skin off my ashtabula. You want to stay here plucking cows, that's your business.

  • Ernie Capadino: [to Kit, after she's interested of go to Chicago] I don't want you, i want her; The one that hits the ball. You can climb back under the cow!

  • Ernie Capadino: Come on now, one foot in front of the other, see?

  • Ernie Capadino: [to a cow that is mooing] Will you shut up!

  • Ernie Capadino: Did you promise the cows to write?

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