Ernie Capadino Quotes in A League of Their Own (1992)
Ernie Capadino Quotes:
[Ernie sees Dottie and Kit vigorously milking cows]
Ernie Capadino: Ow. Doesn't that hurt them?
Dottie Hinson: Doesn't seem to.
Ernie Capadino: Well, that would bruise the hell out of me.
Dottie Hinson: Who ARE you?
Ernie Capadino: I'm Ernie Capadino. I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?
Dottie Hinson: Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.
Ernie Capadino: That's the guy. He's starting a girls' baseball league, so he can make a buck while the boys are overseas. Wanna play?
Dottie Hinson: Huh?
Ernie Capadino: Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It's a real league, professional.
Kit Keller: Professional - baseball?
Ernie Capadino: Mmm-hmm. They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.
Kit Keller: We only make 30 at the dairy.
Ernie Capadino: Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?
Ernie Capadino: Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it.
Ernie Capadino: Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.
Ernie Capadino: [to a salesman] You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself! Wait here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.
Ernie Capadino: Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way.
Lady on Train: Sir your knee?
Ernie Capadino: Like It?
Ernie Capadino: Hey, no skin off my ashtabula. You want to stay here plucking cows, that's your business.
Ernie Capadino: [to Kit, after she's interested of go to Chicago] I don't want you, i want her; The one that hits the ball. You can climb back under the cow!
Ernie Capadino: Come on now, one foot in front of the other, see?
Ernie Capadino: [to a cow that is mooing] Will you shut up!
Ernie Capadino: Did you promise the cows to write?
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Characters on A League of Their Own (1992)
- Jimmy Dugan
- Dottie Hinson
- Evelyn Gardner
- Doris Murphy
- Ira Lowenstein
- Kit Keller
- Helen Haley
- Mae Mordabito
- Rockford Peaches
- Dollbody Kid
- Older Stilwell
- Older Dottie
- Dave Hooch
- Walter Harvey
- Shirley Baker
- Lady on Train
- Older Doris
- Older Mae
- Radio Sportscaster
- Stilwell Gardner
- Bob Hinson
- Charlie Collins, Racine Coach
- Marla Hooch - 2nd Base
- Stadium announcer
- Older Ellen Sue
- Maida Gillespie
- Batter at reunion game
- Charm School assistant
- Charm School instructor
- Miss Cuthbert
- Racine Catcher
- Peaches first base coach
- Ellen Sue Gotlander - Shortstop
- Ma Keller