Ernesto Quotes in Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009)

Ernesto: I want to make many children.

Tiffani von der Sloot: Yes, children. Put children in me now!

Tiffani von der Sloot: [in the throws of passion] So help me God, if you stop, I'll rip off your dick and shove it in there myself!

Ernesto: Tiffany, we're in a coffin!

Tiffani von der Sloot: Shut up! You're ruining my fantasy!

Joe Braxton: [yelling at the kids after they learned of the possible farm loss and are whining amongst themselves] Shut up!

Ernesto: [to Joe] Go take a hike!

Joe Braxton: [smacks him across the face hard enough to knock him down] Shut up!