Erin Grant Quotes in Striptease (1996)


Erin Grant Quotes:

  • Congressman David Dilbeck: [practicing in front of a mirror] Hello, Erin. My name is Congressman Dilbeck. You are... you're a beauty.

    [Erin enters the salon behind him; Dilbeck turns and stares]

    Erin Grant: Good evening. I'm Erin Grant.

    [Dilbeck nods dumbly]

    Erin Grant: [little laugh] And you must be...

    Congressman David Dilbeck: [stuttering] Con... Comback Dilbeck. Uh, uh, Con-Congressman, uh, Dildo.

    [laughs nervously]

    Congressman David Dilbeck: I am... Congressman David Dilbeck. And welcome, welcome.

  • Chico: Are you Ms. Grant?

    Erin Grant: [sarcastically] No, I'm Barbara Bush.

    Chico: [to Shad] And you are?

    Shad: George Bush.

  • Erin Grant: [after Dilbeck grabs her] Finally you take me like a man, like a... Congress man!

  • Erin Grant: I can't still be working here when I go to court. "Oh yes your honor; I found a new job... I'm working at the Eager Beaver!"

  • Erin Grant: Well, up until 8 weeks ago, I worked for the FBI Miami... secretary... until I got fired for having a defective husband.

  • Malcolm Moldowsky: I am the Congressman's right hand.

    Erin Grant: You must be a very busy man.

  • Shad: You talk to her?

    Erin Grant: Darrell's phone's disconnected. I think he moved again.

    Shad: You know, I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up.

    Erin Grant: I know you would, and that's really thoughtful, but I don't think it would help my case in court if I had him attacked.

  • Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know how much I love you. I even sent my man Erb to collect your lint!

    Erin Grant: My *lint*?

    Congressman David Dilbeck: Fresh, hot lint!

    Erin Grant: And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint?

    Congressman David Dilbeck: Well, I'm afraid I made love to it.

  • Erin Grant: [Shad has just put a roach in a container of yogurt] So, this is the new brainstorm, huh?

    Shad: Accordin' to the Wall St. Journal we got here the hottest selling yogurt in the country. I bring this in, say my hair fell out from the shock. BOOM! They pay off big time. My lawyer thinks it's a genius idea.

    Erin Grant: Your lawyer has an office over a video store.

    Shad: Call me a dreamer. I don't wanna be a bouncer forever.

  • Erin Grant: If I come back tomorrow, can we talk more about my case?

    Congressman David Dilbeck: We can talk about anything you want, long as you're naked.

  • Darrell Grant: [seizes Erin from behind and holds a knife to her neck] Evenin', everybody!

    Erin Grant: Oh, shoot!

    Darrell Grant: Where's my little 'un?

    Erin Grant: Where you can't get her.

    Darrell Grant: Is that ever the wrong answer. Now you bring her to me right now!

    Erin Grant: I am not bringing her to you anywere in this lifetime.

    Darrell Grant: Well, then I guess I'll just have to go to that nice old judge and tell him my whore of a wife has abducted...

    Erin Grant: Well, guess what, Darell? The judge is dead! So if you want Angela, then you're just going to have to kill me. Go on!

    Darrell Grant: Think I'm afraid to? You think I don't have the manliness to take your life?

    Erin Grant: Oh no, honey, you know what, I think you are all man. That death row lethal injection thing? Nah, come on, that's not gonna scare you!

    Darrell Grant: [hesitates, then] They'd never execute a daddy.

    Erin Grant: No?

  • Lt. Al Garcia: [re: Angela] Why don't you drop her off at our house?

    Erin Grant: I can't do that.

    Lt. Al Garcia: Why not? I told Donna everything. Your whole situation. She said if you needed a hand she'd love to help.

    Erin Grant: She doesn't think I'm something out of "A Current Affair"?

    Lt. Al Garcia: Erin, come on, you're a terrific girl. You know that, right? So you made a mistake a lot of terrific girls make, you married a bum. What are you gonna do? You gonna beat yourself up for the rest of your life?

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