Eric Molson Quotes in 21 Jump Street (2012)

Eric Molson: You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.

Eric Molson: Get in the fucking car now!

Jenko: Not until you ask nicely.

Eric Molson: Please get in the car.

Eric Molson: You don't care about the environment? That's fucked up, man!

Eric Molson: You made me this friendship bracelet.

Jenko: Well he's not really your friend, he was pretending the whole time.

Eric Molson: I'm gonna cut this the fuck off later alright!

Eric Molson: Your a cop. You lied to me.

Schmidt: I'm sorry, man.

Eric Molson: But you bought us Taco Bell.

Schmidt: [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly] I don't sound like that.

Mr. Walters: Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!

[makes a whining baby sound]

Eric Molson: [eyes closed] Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch.

Mr. Walters: Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!

Eric Molson: No you're not.

Mr. Walters: Yes I am! You own this ass!

[post credits scene]

Mr. Walters: Eric! Eric, are you awake?

Eric Molson: No!

Mr. Walters: I'm late!

[Eric is seen with a sad and miserable look on his face while moving his lips in horror. Cut to Columbia Pictures ending logo with the sound of a prison cell closing in the background]

Schmidt: Mr. Walters, I should apologize for...

Mr. Walters: ...for shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally. You know they gave me a vagina. It's awesome. You guys wanna see it?

Jenko, Schmidt: No, no, no, no!

Mr. Walters: Eric's seen it. Eric's been all up in that shit. Ain't that right, Eric?

Eric Molson: You guys gotta get me the fuck out of here.