Eric Greene Quotes in The Malibu Bikini Shop (1986)

Alan: [Just having signed over the bikini shop to Mr. Greene] So, Mr. Greene... Have you always been involved in retail?

Eric Greene: Retail?

[laughs dismissively]

Eric Greene: I find it utterly repugnant. No. I'm going to make a few structural changes to this place, and then turn it into a recruitment and meditation center for my organization... The Holistic Church of Truth and Tranquility.

Eric Greene: [Starts handing out brochures to Alan and the shop employees] We are offering an alternative lifestyle for young people seeking inner peace through meditation... prayer... and forfeiture of all worldly possessions. Perhaps you and the rest of your staff might be interested in joining our church. You may find yourselves seeking a new direction in life, now that you will be... UNEMPLOYED. Good day!