Eric Dean Quotes in Enemy of the State (1998)


Eric Dean Quotes:

  • Congressman Sam Albert: [on TV] We knew that we had to monitor our enemies. We've also come to realise that we need to monitor the people who are monitoring them...

    Carla Dean: Well, who's gonna monitor the monitors of the monitors?

    Robert Clayton Dean: I wouldn't mind doing a little *monitoring* myself.

    Carla Dean: Yes, and you've got lots and lots of *monitoring* to do.

    Eric Dean: Are you guys talking about sex?

  • Eric Dean: So, who won the fight?

    Robert Clayton Dean: This is your dad, Eric. You know, when I put my foot down, that's it.

    Eric Dean: My mom won.

  • Eric Dean: I missed you too, Dad. Where did you go?

    Robert Clayton Dean: Oh, they've been keeping me really busy on this case. They're trying to work me to death out there.

  • [Eric dials his home phone number from a payphone rest stop]

    Henry Blanchard: [into the phone] Hello?

    Eric Dean: [into the phone] Oh, hello Mr. Blanchard. Is my father in?

    Henry Blanchard: He's not here. Your father and the "new" Mrs. Dean, number six, left from Reno two days ago on their sunny honeymoon to Acapulco, Mexico.

    Eric Dean: [groans] He went and did it again, huh? He didn't say if he was planning to stop in Palm Springs for a couple of days?

    Henry Blanchard: No, he didn't mention it.

    Eric Dean: He does know that I'm staying here and where to locate me?

    Henry Blanchard: Yes, yes, I told him twice as you requested.

    Eric Dean: Well, if he calls give him a message. Just tell him that, "Eric sends his regards".

    Henry Blanchard: Sure, I'll give him the message.

    Eric Dean: No, wait. Better make it "your son".

    Henry Blanchard: Your son?

    Eric Dean: Yes. If he calls, say: "your son sends his regards". "Eric" may not ring a bell.

    [Eric angrily hangs up]

  • Eric Dean: Well, now, is this where we slap leather, cowboy? Would you be satisfied with a few loose teeth?

    Doug 'Stretch' Fortune: I don't know where you was raised, mister, but where I come from, we don't start fights in other folks' homes.

  • Eric Dean: George.

    Waiter: Yes, Mr. Dean.

    Eric Dean: We're thirsty, George. Bring us two specials.

    Waiter: I beg your pardon, Mr. Dean, but I have to ask the young lady for some identification.

    Eric Dean: Young lady, the jig's up. Identify yourself. Thought you could pull a fast one, huh?

    Gayle Lewis: Sir.

    [Hands Eric her wallet]

    Eric Dean: Alright George, take notes. This is Miss Gayle Lewis, 6150 Rexford Drive, Beverly Hills, California. Got that, George?

    Waiter: Yes sir.

    Eric Dean: She's 5 foot 2. Weighs 100 pounds. How 'bout that, George?

    Waiter: Very good, sir.

    Eric Dean: Very good? My dear man, that's perfect!

  • Eric Dean: I propose a toast! I drink to the Easter orphans. To all of us wicked little children banded together on the beaches and resorts from Florida to California to observe the rites of Spring. Here's to Sex, sand and suds. Enjoy them!

  • Eric Dean: If you're in town next Mother's Day, you'll have to come to the rally.

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