Eric Cartman Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
Eric Cartman Quotes:
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Eric Cartman: I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle: Your "behind"?
Eric Cartman: I have to say "behind" because I get shocked if I say "ass".
[VChip activates]
Eric Cartman: AGH!
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[for no reason]
Eric Cartman: I hate you Kenny.
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Eric Cartman: More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.
Kyle: [typing] Punch and pie.
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Eric Cartman: Mom, there's someone at the door.
[No reply]
Eric Cartman: Mom, I said there's someone at the door!
Mrs. Cartman: Coming, hun.
Eric Cartman: [as Liane walks past] Ay, I can't see the TV!
Mrs. Cartman: Oh, look Eric, It's your little friends!
Ike Broflovski: Fireman!
Eric Cartman: What are you guys doing here?
[Stan holds up the piece of paper with the movie ad on it]
Eric Cartman: Aw, sweet dudes! Yes, YEEES!
-- Eric Cartman
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Characters on South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
- Mr. Garrison
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- Sheila Broflovski
- Dr. Doctor
- Terrence
- American Representative
- Canadian Representative
- Dr. Vosknocker
- Phillip
- Terrance, Phillip
- Ticket Taker
- Kenny McCormick
- Brian Dennehy
- Bill Gates
- Mr. Mackey
- Big Gay Al
- The Mole
- Canadian Ambassador
- Jimbo Kearn
- Ned Gerblanski
- Billy Baldwin
- Stan Marsh
- George Burns
- Sheila Broslofski
- Terrance
- Voice on Radio
- Woman in Theatre
- Man in Theatre
- Man in Chorus
- Wendy Testeberger
- Sharon Marsh
- Ike Broflovski
- Winona Ryder