Erb Crandal Quotes in Striptease (1996)

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Erb Crandal Quotes:

  • Erb Crandal: David...

    [sees Dilbeck's attire]

    Erb Crandal: Oh, my God! Tell me I'm dreaming. No, no, I cannot believe this! No, no, no, Davey, *no*!

    Congressman David Dilbeck: Is this lint fresh?

    Erb Crandal: Hot out of the Maytag.

    Congressman David Dilbeck: Oh!

    [inhales deeply]

    Congressman David Dilbeck: You just can't imagine! This is the very essence of that glorious creature!

  • Erb Crandal: Why are you all shiny?

    Congressman David Dilbeck: It's Vaseline.

    Erb Crandal: Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!

    Congressman David Dilbeck: You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?

    Erb Crandal: No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.

    Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes...

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